The place which has taught me alot of stuff about life and the people around me..

The place where I’ve been sitting at for the past two years of my life, watching people come and go..

The place where I’ve been resting my ass and acting busy..

*Drumrolls*

My office!

I’ll sure miss this place if I have to leave one day..

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less then perfect.

How true.

I think I wanna settle down in some ulufied village in India. No stress, no problems.. Anyone wants to join me? Lol..

Apple Tree

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.

Time went by… the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. “Come and play with me,” the tree asked the boy. “I am no longer a kid, I don’t play around trees anymore.” The boy replied, “I want toys. I need money to buy them.”

“Sorry, but I don’t have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them. Then you will have money.” The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. “Come and play with me” the tree said. “I don’t have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?” “Sorry, but I don’t have a house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house.” So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. “Come and play with me!” the tree said. “I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?” “Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy.” So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time. Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. “Sorry, my boy. But I don’t have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you…” the tree said. “I don’t have teeth to bite” the boy replied. “No more trunk for you to climb on” “I am too old for that now” the boy said. “I really can’t give you anything … the only thing left is my dying roots” the tree said with tears. “I don’t need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years.” The boy replied. “Good! Old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. Come, Come sit down with me and rest.” The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…….

This is a story for everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad… When we grew up, we left them… only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they can to make you happy. You may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that is how all of us are treating our parents. Please enlighten all of your friends by forwarding this e-mail to them. And love your parents, no matter where they are, what they are .

The Interview

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.”

The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. Hello?? I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4 When people say “It’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’ Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8 When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Let me share with you a very interesting fact.

Q: Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?

Ans: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day’s Tremor and eventually cause the earth’s crust to break apart and float into space. This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.

Haha. You learnt something new today. =)

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!

=))

I’m so glad I’ve got a PH to rest my brains after a long time. I’m very very stressed at work.. A coupla new tasks for me to handle. Am unsure if i’m being made use of or am I just being judged on my capabilities..

Well whatever it is, hope everything happens for good.

All I can do is countdown to the Weekend again.. Its when I can meet my darlings and spend quality time with them..

Before I go..

Isn’t he cute???

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald’s one cold winter evening.

They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:

“Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!”

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. – “They were used to sharing everything.”

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn’t eaten a thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.

The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, “Ma’am, why aren’t you eating. You said that you share everything.

What is it that you are waiting for?”

She answered,

“THE TEETH”

KOHI says:
dei i gotshocking news to tell u

g a y a says:
sollu sollu

KOHI says:
for the first time in 8 yrs 5 yrs in sec sch and 3 yrs after that

KOHI says:
i passed my maths paper la

KOHI says:
somemore not just passed

KOHI says:
got a b for the paper

KOHI says:
shocking or not?

HAHAHA Kopilavani, your so cute!!!

LOL.. Congrats babe.

I am back again. After a longgg time.

Life has been pretty much erm.. ok.. Except for the work part.

Suffering in silence. I’m becoming a racist.. Mention a word in HER language and you will find me sprinting metres away.. ohh pardon me.. KILOMETRES away.

The best part, my fellow ’squirrel’ is being moved to another office which leaves me alone with this *toot*.

Oh yea, you know the best part is that I have a new colleague coming in. And guess what! She’s from the same clan, in either words.. she’s the race I hate now.

I think my department will turn into a mini Lucky Plaza soon.

4 of the same clan in a small department. Oh, how amusing.

Oh while I was scribbling on the boards of my department, I decided to draw out my future Prince Charming and suddenly this image popped out.. *ROFL*

People tell me he resembles someone alot..

Let me give you a clue. Think of the latest season of the Singapore Idol. Keke.

Hmm..2 more days for the weekend. Counting on!