Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster than the one
you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong
number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the
Next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of
meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don’t want to be
seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to
someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the
furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down to a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.

WIFE VS HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for a several miles, not uttering a word due to an earlier discussion that led to an arguement. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asks sarcastically,

“Relatives of yours?”

“Yep,” the wife replies. “In laws.”

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A husband read an article to his wife on how many words women use a day. 30 000 to a man’s 15 000. The wife replies, “The reason has to be cos we have to repeat everything to men.”

The husband then turns to his wife and asks, “What?”
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other ‘The Silent Treatment’. Suddenly, the man realises that he would need his wife to wake him up at 5am the next day for a business flight. Not wanting to be the first person to break the silence (and lose), he scribbled on a piece of paper, “Please wake me up at 5am”. He left that slip of paper where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up to discover that it was 9am and that he had missed his important flight. Furious, he was about to question his wife when he notice a piece of paper by his bed. The paper read,

“It’s 5am. Wake up.”
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I was talking to my dad just a while ago.

One thing I really appreciate about him is that no matter how tired he is, he spends time to say a ‘Hi’ and ask how I’m doing.

And he makes sure everything is good for me at work and in life.

He was just sharing a few good memories he had about his dad who departed from this world early this year.

When my dad was little, my grandfather was a big terror to him. He used to be strict and discipline was very important to him. But of cos, during other times, he used to play with my dad alot.

Sharing two of those incidents which was very funny. (Somehow or rather, it just also proves how good my grandfather was in handling kids)

When my dad was about four, he had this tendency to steal food from the refrigerator. When asked, he wud just deny the whole thing. So his mum got really upset about this and wanted to find out the culprit really badly. One day, my grandmother confronts my dad on this issue again. My dad denies it. My grandfather asks him ‘Boy, did you take just one or you finished everything’??

My dad went ‘I only took one!’

There you go. My dad had it. Kenna whacked.

Another one was when my dad was about 7. My grandmother really pampered him alot and since she used to own a food stall last time, she used to cook alot of yummy dishes for him. She would show her favoritism very obviously when serving meals.

My grandad dislikes this unfair treatment and tries to get back by taking those extra yummy stuff from my dad, in a tactful way.

Grandad: ‘Boy.. Is this item yummy?’
Dad: ‘Yes Dad! You should try it!’ *offers everything to his dad*

And eventually my Grandad does it again.. and again til my grandma finds out. When she does, it always became a war.

And we started laughing.

I can see that my dad missed his dad a great deal.

When I get really bored sometimes, I start drawing some stuff using the ‘Microsoft Paint’ programme.

It can be drawing some random stuff like the sky with loadsa stars.. Or it cud be even a pig face.. Or simply, destroying someone’s pics by drawing ‘meesai’ or shading their teeth black.

So one Friday, I was really bored and was looking at this CD Cover. Then I just had this sudden urge to draw this in paint. The reason why i’m sharing this now is cos I’m quite proud of my accomplishment!

LOL

Take a look at my drawing!

I don’t know why, but many people commented that ‘Madurai Veeran’ resembles the old actor Gemini Ganesan. LOL.