Irritable but Irresistible

August 21, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grace @ 7:56 am

English is widely spoken in Singapore … or is it? Many first-time visitors have been confounded by the colloquialisms that pepper Singaporeans’ speech. This is because we speak very quickly (or so it’s been said) and with a distinct Singaporean accent. Over the years, Singaporeans have developed their own brand of English fondly referred to as ‘Singlish’.

With our multi-racial background, it’s not surprising that ‘Singlish’ borrows from the many different languages spoken in Singapore. Here’s a collection of ‘Singlish’ terms which you might find handy on your visit to Singapore.

Action (verb)
Derived from the English language meaning to show off.
Example: That fellow always like to action, walking around with his Rolex over his shirt sleeves.

Arrow (verb)
Derived from the English language meaning to be given a task that you don’t want to do.
Example: I was arrowed to paint this wall.

Blur (adj)
Derived from the English language meaning does not know what is going on.
Example: He hasn’t read up on the background to this project and was very blur at the meeting.

Boh-Chup (adj)
Derived from the Hokkien dialect meaning couldn’t care less.
Example: Ah, boh-chup, I’m not going to hand in my assignment.

Chim (adj)
Pronounced ‘cheem’.
Derived from the Hokkien dialect meaning profound.
Example: The professor’s lecture was very chim.

Chope (verb)
Derived from the English language meaning to reserve.
Example: It’s free seating at the concert, we need to get there early to chope seats for our group.

Gostun (verb)
Derived from the English language (go stern) meaning to reverse.
Example: He overshot the turning so had to gostun back up the road.

Havoc (adj)
Derived from the English language meaning wild and uncontrollable.
Example: That person is very havoc, always out late every night.

Kayu (adj)
Pronounced ‘kah-yoo’.
Derived from the Malay language meaning dumb or stupid.
Example: How come he is so kayu? Teach him so many times and he still cannot do it.

Kiasu (adj)
Pronounced ‘kee-a-soo’.
Derived from the Hokkien dialect meaning afraid to lose out to others or not to lose face.
Example: He sent his family to line up in different queues for the same item, so kiasu.

Lah
The most famous of Singaporean expressions used at the end of sentences for emphasis.
Example: Very funny, lah!

Langgar (verb)
Derived from the Malay language meaning to collide.
Example: This van suddenly pulled out and langgar my car.

Obiang (adj)
Derived from the Hokkien dialect meaning ugly or outdated.
Example: This dress is so obiang! Who is going to buy it?

Pai seh (adj)
Pronounced ‘pie-say’.
Derived from the Hokkien dialect meaning embarrassed or shy.
Example: That’s the third time I’ve forgotten her name. So pai seh.

Shiok (adj)
Pronounced ’shee-oak’
Derived from the Malay language (Straits Chinese) meaning fantastic or marvellous.
Example: That prawn mee soup was shiok!”

Sekali
A word meaning suddenly.
Example: “I was about to make a right turn. Sekali this car appears from nowhere and nearly langgar me!”

Solid (adj)
Derived from the English language meaning great or superb.
Example: Did you see how he scored the goal? Solid, man!

Sotong (adj)
Derived from the Malay language meaning does not know what is going on. Similar meaning to ‘blur’. (Sotong is the Malay word for octopus which squirts ink and clouds everything.)
Example: This has been going on for months, didn’t you know? Sotong!

Suaku (noun)
Pronounced ’soo-ah-koo’.
Derived from the Hokkien dialect meaning country bumpkin.
Example: Don’t be so suaku lah, don’t you know what a VCD player is?

Terok (adj)
Derived from the Malay language meaning troublesome or difficult.
Example: That customer was very terok.

Tompang (verb)
Pronounced ‘tome-pang’.
Derived from the Malay language meaning to ride on or request a favour.
Example: You’re going to the post office? Can I tompang some letters to be mailed?

Ulu (adj)
Pronounced ‘oo-loo’.
Derived from Malay language meaning rural or a deserted place.
Example: This place is so ulu, you hardly see a single soul around even on weekends.

Ya Ya (adj)
An expression meaning boastful or arrogant.
Example: Wah, he’s so ya ya

(Extracted from http://www.visitsingapore.com/publish/stbportal/en/home/about_singapore/fun_stuff/singlish_dictionary.html)

August 20, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grace @ 9:52 am

My ex-colleague (A good looking, young Chinese female, happily married with an adorable baby boy) received this message via friendster. I’m sharing this ‘cos I found it really funny.

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From: vikas
Date: Saturday, 3 March, 2007 8:58 PM
Subject: a friendship proposal
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Message: I am male 32 Delhi, married. I am 5-10 (175 cms). Having ample body. I look attractive. I do yoga daily so have perfect body, good stamina, positive will power. I am a CA and MBA, professional consultant providing service in the field of business, finance, projects, income tax, company law and all other commercial activities. I also make and finance TV ads films.

I like making friends, and of course yes sincere trustworthy, confidential and intimate friends. I don’t like foul playing. I am always serious to my friends. I value the goodwill of it and always stand by them. I am a trustworthy, sincere, and honest. I am open minded and always available to my friends whenever they need me and whatever they need from me. They are free to discuss, share and enjoy everything and anything with me without any hitch, fear or complex. I let them to be frank with me. I do not impose any type of barriers, conditions or limitations with my friends and expect the same from them. However in a longer run if it becomes difficult to go together they are free to behave according to their own mood and circumstances, and I do not think of any misuse of such friendship, because I know the social complication made for us, particularly for a woman.

I do not smoke, never drink, not even beer. I wake up early in the morning and go to bed early. I perform yoga and exercise daily. I am pure vegetarian. I can dance and sing. Cooking is my passion. I can prepare a number of dishes. I live my life lively. I enjoy it. I spend a good time to the welfare of society at large. My other interests are reading and discussion. The literature, religion and philosophy are equally interested to me.

Well. Now let me know if you don’t mind a brief about you, your age, sex, your body structure, your height, body type, your complexion and all about it, frankly!. Your interests and hobbies, your education and of course I would like to know exactly what type of friendship would you like to have with me, and believe me I shall sincerely try to honour it. And yes, please be frank with me. You may mail me or add me at friendster at vikas108@hotmail.com or add me to your yahoo messenger at ID vikas108delhi@yahoo.com.

With love,
Vikas

I’m sure by now you’d be curious to see how this “hunk” looks.Go ahead, feast your eyes.


August 18, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grace @ 11:15 am

My colleague Rashid is so cute. He has been feeding me with chocolates and titbits ever since he found out that I was resigning. And when I asked why, he replies “Your days are numbered. So I must feed you well.” HAHAHA. Quite sweet ah. He actually comes up one floor to pass me those quite minature ‘Toblerone’ and ‘Kit Kat’ chocolates. Sooo touching.

Today in the morning, I had a very unusual experience. I don’t know if I should call it a nightmare, or an encounter with something from the other world.

My work starts at 7.30am. Since I take my company transport, I reach the yard at about 6.40am. Since I have a long way before the official work start time, I usually take a rest/nap before starting work. And I usually nap at the 4th floor, though my office is located in the 2nd floor. Reason being, the second floor is usually crowded with noisy people who talk REALLY loudly. They are annoying. It’s just me and my colleague Jeanette at the 4th floor so I can have a peaceful nap.

So today, I reached the office before Jeanette. I was really sleepy, so I fell asleep at my desk in a jiffy. Suddenly I felt a weird presence around me. It’s a kind of warmth surrounding me and I knew something was there. And then I heard a laughter of a man close to my ears. I tried to move away, but realise my body was frozen. I couldn’t move a bit. Slowly, I felt my body was being moved out of my chair and I was really freaking out at this point. The man’s voice started chanting near my right ear. It was really loud and it sounded as if it was in Malay. I couldn’t do anything, I couldn’t scream. I muttered prayers under my breath.

The worse thing was the voice went louder as I was praying, and the voice was laughing at my ears. It sounded like he was making fun of me and my prayers. THANK GOD, suddenly the door opened. Jeanette just came in to the office. I felt freed. I could move. I opened my eyes and found myself in the same place, though I felt that I moved to the other side of the table. I FREAKED THE HELL OUT. I still don’t know if this was just a nightmare. All I know is that was freaky. Especially in such an ulu environment. What to do.. Shipyard mah.

When I went back to my office at 7.30am, my hair on my arms were still standing. Yeah those goosepimples.. I went straight to the toilet and washed my face. Then my malay colleague Suzannah walked in. I checked with her if she had encountered anything like this before and she said yes. According to her, she said the Malays believe this is the work of an evil spirit. Whoa scary lah… And when I was telling her what happened, she said the hair on her hand started standing as well. Lol.

Well, I really hope it was nothing else but a dream. But I am NEVER sleeping there again. I rather just play games or something on my computer when I reach the office.

:(

Bad bad experience.

August 10, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grace @ 6:22 pm

So it was our Nation’s birthday yesterday. It’s nice to watch the NDP live, but for this year, I watched it at home. I had fun singing out the songs I knew really loud. Being the patriotic me, I also said the national anthem and pledge proudly. (Oh yes, my sister and mother joined in as well.) We didn’t mind showing our patriotic sides though we had weird reactions coming from our neighbours. Who cares anyway?

Oh yes.

After all those countless ramblings on my ex-colleagues leaving one by one, it’s finally my turn to say, ‘Hey, I have tendered my resignation.’

To those folks who are dumbfounded at the moment; yes I am telling the truth, I have finally decided to leave my workplace. I know it may have seemed like I was going to rot my entire life here but anyway, all good things come to an end, right? Now I am actually thinking if it was that ‘good’ after all.

So yeah, I started work here on April 2004. Time really flies. Had loadsa fun and made really good friends. Even some of them who started off with me on a bad note but ended up being great pals. I don’t know if it was a curse or something, but somehow or rather all started leaving one by one. It really sucked as I felt lonely as my ‘khakis’ left one after another, but still I held on and made my journey along the way. Although I can’t wait for it to be my last day at work, I’ll certainly miss a whole lot of people, friends and the environment I was in. Those eye-candies I had from the various departments – How could I exclude that? Haha.

Like I always told myself, everything certainly happens for a reason. I am now waiting to start on my job ASAP.

21 more days to go..

There is this one naming ceremony tomorrow. Naming ceremony of ‘FPSO Mondo’. Off all days, on a Saturday.

*Smacks Forehead*

Roughly it’ll end at about 2pm. And that doesn’t mean I get to leave at 2pm. We are the so-called ‘Organisers’ of this whole event so we got to stay back and do the last minute clearing and etc. Which means I can only leave at about 3pm or so. I’m looking forward to the plans after that actually. I’ll be heading to my cousin’s place at Kim Keat to check out the photographs taken on Shiveesh’s birthday party. I guess only Dharshini and myself know the real reason for why we both are exceptionally excited about seeing these pictures. Hehe.

I badly wanna get a bicycle. Today I cycled to and fro from the tentage where the Naming Ceremony was held. It was so fun! So the next time I am bored, I can just cycle around my neighbourhood. I have a few khakis’ in Woodlands so that’ll be great.

Life life life. It is just so unpredictable. One minute someone comes and another minute, someone goes. Quite hurtful actually, but nothing ever lasts in this world. -> A quote always repeated by Ragu. It’s true. We must always be prepared to let go of our loved ones one day.

When life is so short and time is so precious, I don’t understand why some people don’t really show how they really feel about some another. Facades, ego.. etc. I hope these people do change overtime.

With that, I shall end my thoughts for today.

Approaching a tiresome day tomorrow.

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