Poly student pleads guilty to stabbing spree

UPSET that his girlfriend’s father objected to their relationship, Navin Jatin Batla, 23, an Indian national, bought two knives and cotton gloves and then went on a stabbing rampage at her Dalvey Estate house at 1am on June 30, 2006.

He pleaded guilty on Monday in a High Court to trying to kill shipping consultant Manik Ram Shahani, 73, and stabbing two maids aged 37 and 38.

He also admitted to restraining girlfriend Mumta Manik Shahani, 38, with a knife.

Batla, who was studying marine technology at the Singapore Polytechnic, will be sentenced on Wednesday.

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Moral of the story : Never EVER fall in love with psychos.

Man offered $2.2m for his life in Australia

SYDNEY (AFP) – - A lovelorn man who put his life in Australia up for sale on the Internet was one step closer to starting over Monday as bids for his house, job and lifestyle hit 2.2 million dollars (2.1 million US).

Ian Usher, a 44-year-old from Yorkshire in England, launched the unusual auction after announcing on his blog: “I have had enough of my life! I don’t want it any more! You can have it if you like!”

Usher, who has lived in the western city of Perth for the past six years, said he decided to sell after breaking up with his wife because everything in the house was a “reminder of the wonderful past we shared.”

The former rug salesman said the auction surpassed his hoped-for price of 500,000 dollars on the first-day of the week-long auction on Sunday.

When Usher went to bed on Sunday night, his life was worth 650,000 dollars, according to bids on the Internet auction site eBay. By early Monday, it was valued at a staggering 2.2 million dollars.

“I turned the computer on (Monday morning) and it was 1.9 million and I burst out laughing,” Usher told AFP.

While it was possible that some of the bidders were “idiots trying to make a name for themselves,” Usher said he was confident there were genuine offers in the mix.

Even so, Usher said the value of the physical assets for sale — including his three-bedroom Perth home, 19-year-old Mazda 929 sedan, a 1986 motorbike and a jetski — was just 450,000 to 500,000 dollars.

Usher has also promised that the winner will be introduced to his friends and lifestyle and will secure his former job as a rug store assistant for two weeks initially. This may be extended depending on the store owners’ agreement.

All Usher will retain is his passport, wallet and the clothes on his back if the deal goes ahead.
Bidders may want to buy the life package to resell items separately, profiting from their value as collectible items, he said.

“I had emails from people asking ‘Can I buy a pair of socks or something small from your house, I can’t afford the whole thing,’” he said.

“Someone could buy the whole house and sell it off.”

Usher, who plans to travel, donate to charity and climb the Eiffel Tower in Paris once the sale is finalised, said he won’t make any definite plans for his new life until this one is over.

“It still has an air of unreality about it,” he said of the auction.

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No life.. Seriously.

I hate Sundays. The hate usually derives from the fact that I’ve to drag myself to work the next day. The whole routine starts all over again. Getting sick of it.

I grossed myself out this morning by coughing out a big ball of phlegm. It was the size of a tennis ball. I’d sweared myself with warm water the whole of the last week. Yesterday I succumbed to my temptations by gulping a small bottle of Iced Lemon Tea and got my well deserved prize of a ball of phlegm. I shall add pictures next time to give you all a better picture. Heeee.

I’m so not used to this.

He’s such a busy man.

6th mysterious human foot washes up in Canada

VANCOUVER – FOR the sixth time in less than a year, a human foot encased in a running shoe has washed ashore in Canada’s Pacific coast province, a witness and police said on Wednesday.

A woman on a beach near Campbell River, a fishing town on Vancouver Island, discovered a right foot inside a black Adidas men’s running shoe, witness Sandra Malone told AFP.

‘You could see the two bones coming up out of the shoe,’ said Ms Malone, who manages a tourist campground 220km northwest of Vancouver.

‘It’s just the bone and a lot of seaweed around the ankle,’ she said.

Since August five right feet and one left foot have been found along the rugged south coast of the province of British Columbia, sparking international speculation about a possible murder mystery, or that they are remains of airplane or boat accident victims.

Scientists say the feet could have drifted dozens or thousands of kilometres because human body parts can remain intact in water for years when protected by shoes or sturdy clothing.

Ms Malone said the woman who found the foot came to her office to call the police, then accompanied her to the beach to look at the foot.

Police Sergeant Mike Tresoor told local media the foot was a man’s size 10.

Local media speculated that the feet may belong to four men whose bodies vanished after their float-plane crash on Quadra Island, near Campbell River, in February 2005.

But the British Columbia Coroner’s Service said DNA tests have not yet matched the profiles of missing people.

Adding to the mystery is that the sixth foot was found hundreds of kilometres north from the site the first five feet were found.

Ms Annie Linteau of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said the force’s major crime unit is coordinating the investigation with local police. — AFP

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What happened to the five left feet and one right foot?

Sex VCD exposes wife’s lesbian affair

KUALA LUMPUR – A MALAYSIAN husband suspected his wife was having an affair with another man. He was wrong.

To his shock, he discovered a VCD with explicit scenes of his wife having sex with a woman.

Harian Metro reported that the woman was the wife’s office colleague and the affair had been going on for several months.

The paper said the man grew suspicious when his wife came home from work with love bites on her body. He thought she might be fooling around with a male colleague.

He confronted his wife, who denied having an affair with any man.

A whole new light was thrown on the affair when the husband found the hidden VCD and discovered that his rival was a woman. – The Star/ANN.

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What is the world coming to.. Lol.

Thoughts

How do we actually choose our life-partner? How do we know when he’s ‘the one’?

It’s pretty scary to get involved in relationships these days. With betrayals, insecurities, commitments stepping in.

Everything is breathtaking when you first start out, but in some relationships it’s really depressing when everything soon dies out.

Some couples look so contented in their relationships from the outside, but when you look beneath, the truth maybe shocking. In some cases, relationships are entirely physical whereby it’s a rarity that these people actually sit down to have a forthright conversation on any major issues going on in any of their lives. It’s quite shocking to see either one actually approach other people to share their problems or emotional issues. Then what exactly are the partners there for? Just to have some kinky fun with?

Another case is when a couple are still together, just ‘cos they’ve been together for sometime already, and they don’t want to go through the hassle of finding another partner so they rather put up with the dying relationship. These kinda people can go for weeks without meeting each other. They are already used to the emptiness in the relationship. Usually in this cases, the other person isn’t even aware that the relationship is dying in the first place. So the person who’s getting bored of it all doesn’t do anything to salvage the situation, and so what happens? Betrayal of trust.

As we start growing up, we realise our mistakes in choosing our partners. We eventually find out that it’s not about how good looking he is, or the gifts he buys you that matters. It’s about the depth of the relationship. If you both can actually sit down and talk about EVERYTHING under the sun other then just meeting to make out. When he’s there for you when you’re down. When he’s there to give you a hug when you need it the most. When hearing his voice on the phone just perks up your day no matter how loathsome your day could have been before that. When you feel that the time you get to spend with them is never enough. When every goodbye hurts so much. When he’s the one you want to be with when you’re in pain. When he’s the first person you want to share any good/bad news with.

It’s when you can see your future just by looking at their eyes, just like how I see mine in his. =)

The Air-Con

Oh, how much we all love the air-con. It provides so much of comfort to us when we need to shelter ourselves from the baking weather. This very marvelous mechanism, is sadly the reason for my worsening health condition.

We all know that too much of anything is bad. My workstation is situated in such a way that the air-con directly blows to my head. And it doensn’t help one bit when the person seated at the back of me has skin as thick as a cow. She always whines that she is perspiring as the weather is warm and always decreases the air-con till my fingers and toes are frozen. What are the consquences you may ask.

LUNG INFECTION!

Yes, the once healthy Gaya is healthy no more.

*Screams and runs of crying*

So, I went to Tan Tock Seng Hospital yesterday, since my cough has been lingering around for about 3 weeks now. To my horrible discovery, I found out that my lungs have been infected. The X-Ray report showed me that I had horrible white streaks at the right side of my lungs. Looked quite bad. Apparently, it’s gonna lead to Pnemonia if it’s not going to be well taken care of. But I’m already suffering from all of it’s symptoms. Got an MC for Saturday, Sunday and Monday. But why the hell do I need the MC for the weekends? Need to check with the doctor. But anyway, atleast it will prove my boss that I am really sick.

I am on msn now with my dear friend Menagah who is rambling about her ass-of-a-boss. I really hate to work under asswipes. She’s practically going through whatever I went through in my previous workplace. Just that her boss is a male, and my ex-boss was a female.

I so appreciate my current place. Though the internet there can be pretty screwed with a whole load of programmes blocked, I still appreciate everything. From my workscope to the people. They actually respect you and don’t give you “shit work” to do.

Check this out. Indian Fergie.. Indeed. Oh yah, check out the comments at the end, too.

Man.. People who create video and music like these are enough to ruin our reputation and bring down our names, as if it is already not tarnished enough. Where is your freakin origininality? Hopefully Fergie doesn’t sue them for their lost attempt.

A married couple in their early 60’s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

“Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband”, said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and – “AbraCaDabra!” Two tickets for the Luxury World Cruise Lines appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said, “Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife who is 30 years younger than me”.

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So…………… the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and “AbraCaDabra!”! And the husband became 92 years old.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Men might be ungrateful idiots. But, fairies are FEMALE.

Nyaaknyaknyaknyak.

(^-^)