There is this nerd in my office. I know I am being mean to judge her and stereotype her based on her mannerisms and all, but I really don’t like people like that. She’s actually a degree holder so this proves qualifications doesn’t actually prove you’re all brains. And btw, I didn’t say nerd ‘cos she reads alot.
nerd
–noun Slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.
She belongs to the first category. She’s stupid ‘cos she is totally irrelevant. When people tell her off or scream at her, she laughs.
Nope. That’s not ‘cos she takes it in a positive stride or something. It’s ‘cos she’s not even aware that the other person is acting this way as they can’t tolerate the way she does things.
In a working environment, people judge your capabilities with the way you do your thang. Like how you handle your workscope and even how you walk. This woman practically strolls to and fro her desk. And the way she uses the computer is intolerable! She seems to be measuring the PC screen with her mouse. I can actually count the seconds she takes to move her mouse from once place to another! And when she has nothing to do, she just tilts her head to either side and stares at the computer screen, blankly. And this can take hours. She sometimes even falls asleep in that process. Can you imagine that? I think I am better off ‘cos I start to blog or secretly surf the net. Haha, not very productive but atleast people see me AWAKE.
The worst part is, no body likes her and she keeps sticking to me like a leech. I can’t seem to flick her off ‘cos she’s sitting behind me. She keeps talking to me about irrelevant stuff and laughs to herself. Me, being the nice soul, try my very best to entertain her by a slight nod. (Even when sometimes I catch no ball as to what she’s talking about.) So finally, after four months she finds that nobody likes her ‘cos of the way she is. So she tries to change herself.
She’s usually quiet but surprisingly she’s becoming talkative and over-friendly to everyone. (Atleast she stopped sucking my blood – for a while.)
So yesterday this old man walks in the office and starts talking to Janet and Anita. It’s typical of him. He’s actually the driver of my big boss so he just walks in my office when he’s got nothing much to do and starts chatting with everyone, mostly Anita & Janet.
This man is a chi ko pek so he likes to be a little bit flirtatious to women so his typical conversations has ‘dear’, ‘darling’ in it. I, on the other hand, totally avoid him ever since he asked me out on a dinner date. That was the end of the line. He crossed the line of my tolerance level. Can’t believe what these old men think of themselves but well, coming back to the topic, he was flirting with Janet and Anita when suddenly our good friend, the nerd exclaims “Hey Mohd, Missed me?”
I was totally dumbfounded and I turned to another colleague Liling, and showed her my shocked + disgusted face. Liling grinned and shook her head in return. Liling happens to be the supervisor of nerd by the way.
And today, nerds asks me if I know this one person. I tell her no, and explain that there are actually two people of the same name, so I don’t exactly know who is who. And then I proceed with my work when suddenly she starts to prolong the conversation.
Nerd: “Oh you know, during the Introduction to everyone my first day here, I hardly remembered anyone after that. Just too many faces.”
Me: “Urm okay. Me too.”
Nerd: “I only remember one person. Jonathan.”
Me: “Err, okay.”
*I was just thinking she was being irrelevant again.*
Nerd: “That’s because he had such a charming smile.. Ahhh. *Sighs*”
Me: *Speechless*
I can’t understand how this woman seems to be apt with all other matters except work.
On Monday the HR manager brought two young men around the office to introduce the staff to them (it’s the norm here). So while travelling out to lunch, we happened to bum into one of the guys at the bus-stop. We asked him where he was heading and since it was out of the way, we left.
Today the same guy walks past my desk and stops and says a “Hi” to me. I was busy with my stuff and my brain wasn’t really functioning so I just stared back at him thinking he was about to ask me a favour. Then he walks to my side and says “Hi” and smiles again. So this times, I realise he wasn’t really asking a favour but was being friendly.
I was a little embarrassed so I smiled and said “Oh.. Hello..”
The moment he walks past the nerd, she immediately bounces up and says “Hi! Did you manage to get the bus back yesterday?”
He: “Urr?”
Nerd: “Oh! I was in the lorry going for lunch! I was seated just behind!! I saw you!!”
He: “Oh! Haha.. Yeah I did.. Was heading to the ATM to get some cash lah.”
Nerd: “Ohh okay! Hehehehe.”
And he walks off to see someone else. At this point I decided to just turn to Liling to see what her reaction was and poor Liling was about to hit her head hard on the walls.
Nerd walks off for a toilet break and Liling starts to whine..
Liling : “How I wish she could be more alert in work matters other then guys.. I didn’t know she had such a flirtatious side to her.”
Me: “Yeah, I totally understand.”

