Whiny lovers on Facebook

29 Mar

I’m sure everyone on Facebook would have their fair shares of people who annoy them (directly or indirectly).

For me, its people who just love to publish their personal life. I just find it so childish. Worse is when these tards publish names along with it.

Like….

“I should have died when my hamster died last month. You are hurting me too much by your actions.  We’re just not fated to be together, *Insert name here*

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“I don’t know why *Insert Name Here* always hurts me… He doesn’t show me love, care and concern anymore….I got food poisoning and my tummy hurts like hell…. And hes not beside me to rub ointment on my tummy… I hate him.”

And then we have those subtle ones.

“You claim that I am *blah blah blah*. You should have seen be years back. You should be lucky to have me as your boyfriend.” –> Now, this was really indirect. I mean THANK GOD you didn’t include your girlfriend’s name. Cos we REALLY HAD NO IDEA that this was directed to your girlfriend.

What about those step gangsters?

“Screw you *toot*. To think I wasted f*ck*ng 856 million minutes with you in my life! You son of a *toot*. Real disgusting *toot* I’ll break that face of yours!”

And then after they make up….

“I love you my darling Baby. I’m already missing you so much. I’m sorry for what I’ve done..”

oh.my.god.

What about those attention seekers?

Those who apparently just had a tiff with their partners. And they try to make their ex boyfriends/ girlfriends jealous by saying….

“I’m looking for a sexy Indian girl who long legs and blonde hair with purple contact lens. Intro me if you find such a girl ok!”

And then a string of comments follows by their partner dissing girls with blonde hair.

Two words for you.

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Nah, am not that vulgar, you know….

This is what I wanted to say.

10 Responses to “Whiny lovers on Facebook”

  1. Gayu March 31, 2010 at 9:03 am #

    “I’m looking for a sexy Indian girl who long legs and blonde hair with purple contact lens. Intro me if you find such a girl ok!”

    that sounds scary not Sexy

  2. Machan Bro's ScanningMind April 1, 2010 at 1:15 am #

    Hi Grace..

    First time commenting on your blog and its well written and good topic as well.Again yes!!! this is another nuisance in FB..

    Some even worst..something like below comment which till now I cannot digest:

    “This FB is the witness for our luv!! ”

    and fyi.. I added my comment to the person as “WTF la and hope your luv will be deactivate soonest possible”

  3. Budak Kampung Tak Tau English April 2, 2010 at 4:53 pm #

    Damn..The moments I felt like slappin those kinda tutt and tutt ( not real name :P ) when they post things like this. I mean, don’t they have anything better to write ? Sigh….

    Quoting : “I should have died when my hamster died 2 years ago. We’re just not fated to be together, *Insert name here*“

    I agree with that hands down….

    “I don’t know why *Insert Name Here* always hurts me… He doesn’t show me love, care and concern anymore….I got food poisoning and my tummy hurts like hell…. And hes not beside me to rub ointment on my tummy… I hate him.”

    N this is the part where other guys’ with their “crocodile” mode on will come and test their skills.

    Eg : “Da,r u ok? Everything fine?” or worse, ” xworry syg, u’ll be fine ma ” .. Gap-le keda vetturingela da dei ? :D

    Those step-gangsters( sorry 4 kidnappin ur term :P ) , are divided into 2 categories :

    1) da really pissed off brain-damaged guys :D
    2) da 1′s that wants to show off their gangster-hood or @#^@*#& ( insert your definitions of bad words here )

    The only prob with these type of lamos is that, they have supports from other types of lamos :S Sigh ( for the 12073rd million time )

  4. Grace April 6, 2010 at 11:30 pm #

    MY APOLOGIES FOR MY SUPER LATE REPLY FOR THE COMMENTS! Haven’t been coming online frequently!

    Machan Bro’s ScanningMind: Welcome aboard! :)

    “This FB is the witness for our luv!! ” –> Tsk, this is too much! And good reply btw! Haha! :D

    Budak Kampung Tak Tau English: LOL!! Your comments really makes me laugh most of the time! Hahaha! And I agree with the Crocodile Mode guys! If girls write such attention seeking comments, thousands of guys will reply. Ask one guy to type about his stomach ache la. See who gonna share their concern.. Lol.

    And I think those step-gangsters belong in the second category. Online gangsters who fight with their keyboards. If you ask them to settle things offline, they’d probably hide behind their screens. Haha! And do you have a blog? You sure would make a good writer if you don’t already blog! :)

  5. Budak Kampung Tak Tau English April 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm #

    Grace : To be telling the truth, IF I were to write about my stomach ache on FB, there will be a minimum of 20 replies within few mins. But that’s a different story altogether :p

    And talking about online gangsters, I really pity their keyboards for that :( Imagine the hard-pressed keys “screaming” to release them :D I even heard from my fairy keyboard that they have their own online forum called ” Darn Keyboard Gangsters ” . Haven’t subscribed to that yet thou….

    Blog ? Ermmm. I dont :) But obviously, you’d be able to see my comments in my brother’s blog, which is RagedIndian :) I am more concerned about the world’s death ratio after reading my blog :D

    Are you in FB too ? :) If yes, email me at the mail address stated together with my nick here on your WordPress :)

    Sayonara :)

  6. Grace April 9, 2010 at 1:11 am #

    Budak Kampung Tak Tau English: Wah… Minimum 20 replies seh! Must be another lady-killer like your bro Durai. Keke!

    Yeah I’ve seen your comments. Lol. No one is going to die after reading your blog laaaa. Naansense!

    And sure, will e-mail you my FB add too. Cheers! :)

  7. Gabriel Gray April 10, 2010 at 2:27 pm #

    can update on a more regular basis? i need my gossip fix regularly. alright?

  8. Grace April 12, 2010 at 2:01 am #

    Try panraen Saar!

  9. Budak Kampung Tak Tau English April 12, 2010 at 1:52 pm #

    Lady-killer arr ? Kekekeke..

    And qouting on your words again, there was a casualty few days ago whereby a family of mosquito’s died upon seeing my comments in RagedIndian. Now you know why I said the world death ratio will increase ? :D

  10. fml September 2, 2011 at 3:37 am #

    This is sooo true! Quick and well-said! Bravo :D

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